Thursday, March 27, 2008

Apparently Bible Bread Kicks Ass!

In case you didn't know it yet, apparently the bible isn't just about telling us about God, the history of our faith, or the ever forth coming apocalypse. That's right at your very own neighborhood Trader Joe's you can get a blend of freshly sprouted organically grown grains following the godly recipe.

Ezekiel 4:9 Bread is inspired by our very own Biblical narrative: "Take also unto thee Wheat, and Barley, and beans, and lentils, and millet, and Spelt, and put them in one vessel, and make bread of it..." Ez 4:9.

If you doubt it just read the packaging...

"We discovered when these six grains and legumes are sprouted and combined, an amazing thing happens. A complete protein is created that closely parallels the protein found in milk and eggs. In fact, the protein quality is so high, that it is 84.3% as efficient as the highest recognized source of protein, containing all 9 essential amino acids. There are 18 amino acids present in this unique bread - from all vegetable sources - naturally balanced in nature."

So yeah, in case you didn't know it. Bible Bread Kicks Ass!